So listen...

Wattup world,

I just finished a weekend in Sunny SoCal for Friendship Games weekend. It's the first time I've been home since the day before the first day of school. Long story short, it was good times and a lot of laughs.

But we did run into this while we were down there...

MAD TV Can I have your number?

After laughing hysterically about it for a couple hours after watching it, I decided the story of Darrel is, in essence, the story of every male in terms of how to close on those seven digits. If you think about it, Darrel's method is straight to the point, and if it weren't for the formality of women complicating the situation, all men would probably do what Darrel does.

But here is the mindset of man broken down: If a dude sees an attractive girl and he's single or not, he automatically thinks, "I have to know that girl." The intentions could be varied. He could be looking for a relationship or he could looking to just be friends or he could want sex, but the bottom line is that he is compelled to force fate and meet this girl. After mustering up courage, he tries to think of the best possible way to approach a stranger that he will probably never see again and create some sort of connection. A successful attempt results in a phone number. In his mind, he's probably thinking, "This girl could change my life. If all things go good and well, she could possibly be my (insert label here). If I don't do this now, I will never see again." For those who do nothing, they spend their whole lives contemplating the what-ifs until they see another once-in-a-lifetime girl where they can repeat the process.

The mindset of woman: She is probably not impressed at all by any amount of courage mustered, as if courage was so abundant from where she came from. It doesn't matter what intentions he has. He probably just wants sex. She's been hit on how many times today for the past how many years. How impressive could this man really be if he just approaches strangers and asks for their number. She is not flattered at all or maybe she has low-self esteem too and doesn't know how to take a compliment. She doesn't need a connection. This sort of thing happens to her everyday.

Ladies, guys wish they had your problem!

But to the defense of women, the majority of the male population is nasty and not worth your time, but don't overlook those one or two decent dudes out there.