The Beauty of Gameday

below: let me tell you about a game day!!!
pretty: ok
pretty: go
below: you wake up in the morning after a night of partying, you don't even have to shower, kuz you're going to the stadium in the sun anyway, you're probably gonna have to shower right after
pretty: you should still shower
below: you put the color shirt on you're supposed to wear, and then you walk out the door
below: and then you walk down the streets and ppl will usually yell, "Woohoo, GO [insert team name here]" and you yell back
below: all the while, you're looking for a decent frat or friend's house who is throwing some sort of pre-game celebration
below: and when they get there, they're usually bbqing
below: and also free beer
pretty: u drink now?
below: no
below: but they do give it to me, which i hand over to my friend
below: my point was, they give you free food!
below: FREE FOOD!!! BREAKFAST!!!
pretty: lol...yea...thats tailgating
below: Gratis! You don't have to pay!
pretty: lol
below: and then you eat to your heart's fill!!! while sorority girls are objectifying themselves/expressing their sexuality in the name of school spirit
below: and after everyone is drunked up and i'm full and have swiped 5 bottles of water, we head to the stadium
below: and at the stadium, you get to irrationally yell and get rowdy for athletes that you probably will never have a real face-to-face personal connection with
below: and then after it's all over, you make plans w/ friends to go eat
below: if i knew that there was free food every other saturday during the first semester in my first 3 years, i would have definitely had a lot more school pride early on
below: it is so delicious (because of the freeness), and if you hit up more than one place, you get more than one meal
below: and that's a game day
pretty: thats a good deal
pretty: haha